Usually, I'm a complete idiot but I play off not being very well. Everyone thinks I'm a goody- goody. I'm not. One of my best friends is a mistress. I'm not. I want a master. I also want a dog collar... Hmmm. Bondage dress, anyone? I like it when people piss me off. I like yelling at people. I also like pretending to be the sweet little innocent damsel in distress to get my way. Well sometimes I'm not pretending but... Everyone calls me gothic. I don't know why. I only have *counts* 4 black shirts, 1 black hoodie, and 1 black coat. Or something like that. I like guys with long hair. I don't know why. I like guys that surf. But thats because they usually have long hair and muscles. Somehow this description sounds familar. Oh I know why. It sounds like someone I know. Odd. And that's not even why I like him. Jade, dont make any comments here. I hate hospitals. I hate nursing homes. I don't like feeling vulnerable. I must be in control. I'm always right. I want a tongue ring. Or maybe a belly ring. My mom isn't going for that idea. Wait, does she go for any of my ideas? Hey mom, two years means nothing! Not like you're going to ever look at this, but GRRR. Why do guys like it when you grr? Someone explain that please. I like listening to pop music every now and then, but if you make me look at them I'll barf. I think I'll continue on that note on another page. Is this enough useless information? It better be.